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Mudfly
05-04-2012, 04:09 PM
Hi everyone!

Just thought I would start a Banner Saga two word story!
Seems all game related forums have at least one of these, so I thought we should have one too.

Let’s try to have the story make some sense and be at least slightly grammatically correct... or not... i guess it’s all up to you :D

OK! I guess i will start things of then!

As the

Ratatoskr
05-04-2012, 06:06 PM
village slept

Hannath
05-04-2012, 06:13 PM
dark deeds

CottonWolf
05-04-2012, 06:36 PM
were planned

opifex
05-04-2012, 07:01 PM
by bandits

stelly
05-04-2012, 07:07 PM
good intentions

belamoor
05-04-2012, 08:18 PM
ruthless methods

kincajou
05-05-2012, 10:08 AM
involving fire

TheBobWiley
05-05-2012, 10:53 PM
silent footsteps

jojo
05-06-2012, 12:46 AM
sharp knives

Jarko
05-06-2012, 05:48 AM
death ensued.

kincajou
05-06-2012, 07:35 AM
Dawn Approached

Mudfly
05-06-2012, 02:56 PM
But the



(random text to let me post)

Arnie
05-06-2012, 09:41 PM
Wiley Varl

Sales101
05-06-2012, 10:09 PM
Slashed away

Troll
05-07-2012, 06:45 AM
The mighty

mrboo001
05-07-2012, 08:15 AM
Cheif of

(random random)

Arnie
05-07-2012, 08:42 AM
the haughty

lamaz
05-07-2012, 09:02 AM
and obscene

Ratatoskr
05-07-2012, 09:08 AM
but distinguished

Troll
05-07-2012, 11:26 AM
Red carpet

TheBobWiley
05-07-2012, 12:51 PM
dapper clan

(had to say it)

Mudfly
05-07-2012, 01:22 PM
, laughing as

Jarko
05-07-2012, 01:51 PM
he jumped...

jezzarisky
05-07-2012, 02:49 PM
headlong into

kincajou
05-07-2012, 02:56 PM
mighty dreams

Mudfly
05-07-2012, 03:14 PM
about liquorice.

belamoor
05-08-2012, 12:09 AM
which ... he ...

Troll
05-08-2012, 05:46 AM
Bathed into

mcloud357
05-08-2012, 07:34 AM
for zardoz

Mudfly
05-08-2012, 03:05 PM
. The villagers

opifex
05-08-2012, 03:32 PM
profoundly upset

Mudfly
05-08-2012, 04:30 PM
By the

(Random Random)

Kimberly
05-08-2012, 04:37 PM
defenestration of

CottonWolf
05-08-2012, 05:07 PM
already blind

Troll
05-08-2012, 07:44 PM
Wooden legged

Kimberly
05-09-2012, 06:17 AM
Petey Pirrrrate

Troll
05-09-2012, 06:33 AM
Who thennnnn

kincajou
05-09-2012, 08:52 AM
Grew wings

Kimberly
05-09-2012, 11:54 AM
and promptly

Mudfly
05-09-2012, 01:22 PM
The story so far...

As the village slept dark deeds were planned by bandits good intentions ruthless methods involving fire silent footsteps sharp knives death ensued.
Dawn Approached But the Wiley Varl Slashed away The mighty Cheif of the haughty and obscene but distinguished Red carpet dapper clan, laughing as he jumped... headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice. which ... he ... Bathed into for zardoz.
The villagers profoundly upset By the defenestration of already blind Wooden legged Petey Pirrrrate Who thennnnn Grew wings and promptly Escaped prison

Ratatoskr
05-09-2012, 01:52 PM
Man we really need some punctuation there. But anyway:

but discovered

Kimberly
05-09-2012, 01:57 PM
With punctuation:

As the village slept, dark deeds were planned by bandits. Good intentions, ruthless methods involving fire, silent footsteps, sharp knives...death ensued. Dawn approached, but the wily varl slashed away the mighty chief of the haughty and obscene--but distinguished--Red Carpet Dapper clan, laughing as he jumped headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice, which he bathed into for Zardoz.

The villagers, profoundly upset by the defenestration of already blind wooden-legged Petey Pirrrate who thennnn grew wings and promptly escaped prison but discovered that he

Mudfly
05-09-2012, 02:12 PM
Was the

(Thanks for fixing the grammar and all that Kimberly!)

mrboo001
05-09-2012, 02:30 PM
son of

random random

Troll
05-09-2012, 02:54 PM
Red beard's

(And I was just thinking we needed a recap. We need to continue the story until the release of TBS and publish it)

opifex
05-09-2012, 03:07 PM
second cousin

Kimberly
05-09-2012, 04:34 PM
, and thus

kincajou
05-09-2012, 05:53 PM
it all

random random

Kimberly
05-10-2012, 07:07 AM
came tumbling

mrboo001
05-10-2012, 07:52 AM
down, straight

CottonWolf
05-10-2012, 09:21 AM
into the

(Apparently messages now have to be at least 100 characters?)

Troll
05-10-2012, 10:03 AM
Well's dirty

Kimberly
05-10-2012, 12:19 PM
water. Sadly

opifex
05-10-2012, 01:11 PM
not the

(this message is totally more than 10 characters long...)

Mudfly
05-10-2012, 01:49 PM
Good kind,

Troll
05-10-2012, 02:28 PM
But the
(10char)

Kimberly
05-10-2012, 02:45 PM
pestilent kind.

CottonWolf
05-10-2012, 03:41 PM
Fetid liquid

Kimberly
05-10-2012, 04:17 PM
teeming with

Troll
05-10-2012, 04:39 PM
sicly rodents

kincajou
05-10-2012, 04:52 PM
, oryx skulls

Troll
05-11-2012, 06:30 AM
and numerous

Mudfly
05-11-2012, 12:31 PM
bloated toads.

Mudfly
05-12-2012, 11:14 AM
(This is probably a horrible thing to do, but since no one posted in i while i will double post...)

Petey then

kincajou
05-12-2012, 12:01 PM
loudly growled

(i'm restraining myselft to allow at least two posts between each of mine :P )

Mudfly
05-12-2012, 12:51 PM
and said -"

CottonWolf
05-12-2012, 01:21 PM
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr m'hearties,

Troll
05-12-2012, 02:42 PM
it hurtssss.
(doesn"t it count as 3 words CottonWolf
?)

CottonWolf
05-12-2012, 04:27 PM
." He felt
(I don't know. I reasoned that contractions are probably one word rather than two. Like they're and it's... *shrug*)

mrboo001
05-12-2012, 05:47 PM
melancholy over

Troll
05-12-2012, 06:16 PM
and again".

Kimberly
05-12-2012, 06:33 PM
So far:

As the village slept, dark deeds were planned by bandits. Good intentions, ruthless methods involving fire, silent footsteps, sharp knives...death ensued. Dawn approached, but the wily varl slashed away the mighty chief of the haughty and obscene--but distinguished--Red Carpet Dapper clan, laughing as he jumped headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice, which he bathed into for Zardoz.

The villagers, profoundly upset by the defenestration of already blind wooden-legged Petey Pirrrate who thennnn grew wings and promptly escaped prison but discovered that he was the son of Red Beard's second cousin, and thus it all came tumbling down, straight into the well's dirty water. Sadly not the good kind, but the pestilent kind: fetid liquid teeming with sickly rodents, oryx skulls and numerous bloated toads.

Petey then loudly growled and said: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr m'hearties, it hurtssss." He felt melancholy over and again. The gods

kincajou
05-12-2012, 07:53 PM
responded promptly

mrboo001
05-12-2012, 10:28 PM
to Petey's

Troll
05-13-2012, 05:41 AM
dark soul,"

Jarko
05-13-2012, 06:30 AM
"Your hatred

Eberict
05-13-2012, 06:46 AM
must tame

Kimberly
05-13-2012, 06:47 AM
Edit: Eberict got there before me, so disregard this. :p

shames the

Troll
05-13-2012, 09:15 AM
the violent

CottonWolf
05-13-2012, 10:04 AM
North winds,

Troll
05-13-2012, 11:23 AM
icy plains

Mudfly
05-13-2012, 01:39 PM
full of

kincajou
05-13-2012, 02:22 PM
green goats

Mudfly
05-13-2012, 03:26 PM
Will not

Troll
05-13-2012, 04:56 PM
save you.

Kimberly
05-13-2012, 05:00 PM
The gale

kincajou
05-13-2012, 07:42 PM
will crush

Guğmundr
05-13-2012, 07:57 PM
the village

Eberict
05-14-2012, 05:00 AM
Until finally

Troll
05-14-2012, 05:29 AM
the winds

Kimberly
05-14-2012, 06:15 AM
subside. Fear

Troll
05-14-2012, 06:22 AM
the consequences

(should you not heed our words" would fit well to close this "")

kincajou
05-14-2012, 10:19 AM
unless you

Eberict
05-14-2012, 10:36 AM
act wisely

Guğmundr
05-14-2012, 11:37 AM
." Petey replied,

Troll
05-14-2012, 12:30 PM
boisterously and

Mudfly
05-14-2012, 01:00 PM
with great

Guğmundr
05-14-2012, 01:13 PM
eloquence, "Me

Troll
05-14-2012, 01:54 PM
ain't gunna

Kimberly
05-14-2012, 02:11 PM
do nuthin'

Mudfly
05-14-2012, 02:35 PM
'bout that

Jarko
05-14-2012, 03:13 PM
, so yous'

Mudfly
05-14-2012, 03:49 PM
Hatin be

Ratatoskr
05-14-2012, 07:07 PM
pointless, yo

balnoisi
05-14-2012, 09:07 PM
". belly-dancing beauties

CottonWolf
05-15-2012, 05:39 AM
descended from

Troll
05-15-2012, 06:17 AM
So far:

As the village slept, dark deeds were planned by bandits. Good intentions, ruthless methods involving fire, silent footsteps, sharp knives...death ensued. Dawn approached, but the wily varl slashed away the mighty chief of the haughty and obscene--but distinguished--Red Carpet Dapper clan, laughing as he jumped headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice, which he bathed into for Zardoz.

The villagers, profoundly upset by the defenestration of already blind wooden-legged Petey Pirrrate who thennnn grew wings and promptly escaped prison but discovered that he was the son of Red Beard's second cousin, and thus it all came tumbling down, straight into the well's dirty water. Sadly not the good kind, but the pestilent kind: fetid liquid teeming with sickly rodents, oryx skulls and numerous bloated toads.

Petey then loudly growled and said: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr m'hearties, it hurtssss." He felt melancholy over and again. The gods responded promptly to Petey's dark soul,"Your hatred must tame the violent north winds, full of green goats will not save you. The gale will crush the village, until finally the winds subside.
Fear the consequences unless you act wisely. Petey replied, boisterously and with great eloquence, "Me ain't gunna do nuthin' 'bout that , so yous' Hatin be pointless, yo".

Belly-dancing beauties descended from

Troll
05-15-2012, 06:27 AM
the stormy

Eberict
05-15-2012, 06:47 AM
creche of

Kaffo
05-15-2012, 07:41 AM
interstellar infants.

stelly
05-15-2012, 07:50 AM
Big Afro

mrboo001
05-15-2012, 08:21 AM
Joseph sighed,"

kincajou
05-15-2012, 10:42 AM
Aw Man!

Troll
05-15-2012, 11:35 AM
Da hell

Mudfly
05-15-2012, 12:10 PM
with this!

mrboo001
05-15-2012, 02:53 PM
" As he

Troll
05-15-2012, 03:33 PM
spouted those

mrboo001
05-16-2012, 07:58 PM
grey trolls.

kincajou
05-16-2012, 08:06 PM
Suddenly there

CottonWolf
05-17-2012, 05:04 AM
was a

Troll
05-17-2012, 05:14 AM
heavy rain

Mudfly
05-17-2012, 01:09 PM
falling from

kincajou
05-17-2012, 04:39 PM
the ground

Mudfly
05-17-2012, 06:58 PM
up. -"WHAT

mrboo001
05-17-2012, 07:19 PM
! RAIN

fdas

Mudfly
05-18-2012, 05:55 AM
? WHY

(there's a filter against all caps? :D )

CottonWolf
05-18-2012, 11:00 AM
?' he opined

Troll
05-18-2012, 12:52 PM
, his eyes

Ettanin
05-18-2012, 01:41 PM
(deleted)

mrboo001
05-18-2012, 07:08 PM
aimed at

kincajou
05-19-2012, 07:03 AM
the sky

Troll
05-19-2012, 07:05 AM
the skies

DISREGARD. same words at the same time. Now that's what I call coincidence.

Mudfly
05-19-2012, 07:22 AM
-" Have the

Troll
05-20-2012, 07:27 AM
ancestors forsaken

mrboo001
05-20-2012, 09:08 AM
us? Why

Mudfly
05-20-2012, 01:43 PM
do they

Guğmundr
05-21-2012, 08:12 PM
let the

Troll
05-22-2012, 08:53 AM
wrath of

Guğmundr
05-22-2012, 09:19 AM
So far:

As the village slept, dark deeds were planned by bandits. Good intentions, ruthless methods involving fire, silent footsteps, sharp knives...death ensued. Dawn approached, but the wily varl slashed away the mighty chief of the haughty and obscene--but distinguished--Red Carpet Dapper clan, laughing as he jumped headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice, which he bathed into for Zardoz.

The villagers, profoundly upset by the defenestration of already blind wooden-legged Petey Pirrrate who thennnn grew wings and promptly escaped prison but discovered that he was the son of Red Beard's second cousin, and thus it all came tumbling down, straight into the well's dirty water. Sadly not the good kind, but the pestilent kind: fetid liquid teeming with sickly rodents, oryx skulls and numerous bloated toads.

Petey then loudly growled and said: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr m'hearties, it hurtssss." He felt melancholy over and again. The gods responded promptly to Petey's dark soul,"Your hatred must tame the violent north winds, icy plains full of green goats will not save you. The gale will crush the village, until finally the winds subside.
Fear the consequences unless you act wisely. Petey replied, boisterously and with great eloquence, "Me ain't gunna do nuthin' 'bout that , so yous' Hatin be pointless, yo".

Belly-dancing beauties descended from the stormy creche of interstellar infants. Big Afro Joseph sighed, "Aw man! Da hell with this!" As he spouted those grey trolls. Suddenly there was a heavy rain falling from the ground up. "WHAT! RAIN? WHY?" He opined, his eyes aimed at the sky. "Have the ancestors forsaken us? Why do they let the wrath of Petey Pirrrate

Kaffo
05-22-2012, 09:38 AM
punish me?"

Mudfly
05-22-2012, 12:12 PM
. Joseph fell

Guğmundr
05-22-2012, 03:23 PM
over and

mrboo001
05-23-2012, 08:48 AM
landed on

Troll
05-23-2012, 10:12 AM
the wet

Mudfly
05-23-2012, 11:58 AM
Grass. His

Guğmundr
05-23-2012, 12:38 PM
head was

Mudfly
05-23-2012, 02:39 PM
Hammering. -"Who

mrboo001
05-23-2012, 04:39 PM
would do

Guğmundr
05-23-2012, 09:52 PM
such a

Rhian
05-24-2012, 08:46 AM
maleficent deed

Guğmundr
05-24-2012, 12:30 PM
? Only the

Ratatoskr
05-24-2012, 02:27 PM
wind answered

Troll
05-24-2012, 05:12 PM
:"In your

CottonWolf
05-24-2012, 05:47 PM
mind, kiddo

Repoman
05-24-2012, 07:22 PM
. In your

Guğmundr
05-24-2012, 08:22 PM
mind." Unfortunately,

mrboo001
05-24-2012, 11:00 PM
Joseph wasn't

Mudfly
05-25-2012, 03:39 AM
ready to

kincajou
05-25-2012, 05:09 AM
believe whispers

Troll
05-25-2012, 06:37 AM
by treacherous

Mudfly
05-25-2012, 09:12 AM
air spirits

Guğmundr
05-25-2012, 10:53 AM
So far:

As the village slept, dark deeds were planned by bandits. Good intentions, ruthless methods involving fire, silent footsteps, sharp knives...death ensued. Dawn approached, but the wily varl slashed away the mighty chief of the haughty and obscene--but distinguished--Red Carpet Dapper clan, laughing as he jumped headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice, which he bathed into for Zardoz.

The villagers, profoundly upset by the defenestration of already blind wooden-legged Petey Pirrrate who thennnn grew wings and promptly escaped prison but discovered that he was the son of Red Beard's second cousin, and thus it all came tumbling down, straight into the well's dirty water. Sadly not the good kind, but the pestilent kind: fetid liquid teeming with sickly rodents, oryx skulls and numerous bloated toads.

Petey then loudly growled and said: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr m'hearties, it hurtssss." He felt melancholy over and again. The gods responded promptly to Petey's dark soul,"Your hatred must tame the violent north winds, icy plains full of green goats will not save you. The gale will crush the village, until finally the winds subside.
Fear the consequences unless you act wisely. Petey replied, boisterously and with great eloquence, "Me ain't gunna do nuthin' 'bout that , so yous' Hatin be pointless, yo".

Belly-dancing beauties descended from the stormy creche of interstellar infants. Big Afro Joseph sighed, "Aw man! Da hell with this!" As he spouted those grey trolls. Suddenly there was a heavy rain falling from the ground up. "WHAT! RAIN? WHY?" He opined, his eyes aimed at the sky. "Have the ancestors forsaken us? Why do they let the wrath of Petey Pirrrate punish me?" Joseph fell over and landed on the wet grass. His head was hammering. "Who would do such a maleficent deed?" Only the wind answered: "In your mind, kiddo. In your mind." Unfortunately, Joseph wasn't ready to believe whispers by treacherous air spirits.

Meanwhile, Vándr
(Vándr means wicked/evil in Old Norse, thought it made a good name. Maybe for a Varl?)

mrboo001
05-25-2012, 09:35 PM
simply laughed

Mudfly
05-26-2012, 05:57 AM
as she

Troll
05-26-2012, 06:38 AM
threw the

Mudfly
05-26-2012, 08:01 AM
last of

Guğmundr
05-26-2012, 11:24 AM
the puny

mrboo001
05-26-2012, 04:21 PM
villagers off

Ratatoskr
05-26-2012, 06:34 PM
a cliff

Guğmundr
05-26-2012, 06:54 PM
, knowing that

kincajou
05-27-2012, 04:42 AM
humans could

Mudfly
05-27-2012, 06:07 AM
bring the

Troll
05-27-2012, 07:32 AM
earth to

kincajou
05-27-2012, 10:07 AM
it's knees

Ratatoskr
05-27-2012, 11:02 AM
if they

Guğmundr
05-27-2012, 11:32 AM
kept eating

Troll
05-27-2012, 02:57 PM
the many

kincajou
05-27-2012, 03:02 PM
winged Lemmings.

Guğmundr
05-27-2012, 05:45 PM
She was

mrboo001
05-27-2012, 07:41 PM
rather pleased

Mudfly
05-28-2012, 04:11 AM
knowing that

kincajou
05-28-2012, 06:20 AM
it was

Guğmundr
05-28-2012, 10:14 AM
the final

Troll
05-28-2012, 01:55 PM
fight against

CottonWolf
05-28-2012, 02:35 PM
the guardian

Mudfly
05-28-2012, 02:41 PM
that would

DarkWaterSong
05-28-2012, 04:24 PM
forever set

mrboo001
05-28-2012, 04:43 PM
Vándr's course

Guğmundr
05-28-2012, 05:22 PM
So far:

As the village slept, dark deeds were planned by bandits. Good intentions, ruthless methods involving fire, silent footsteps, sharp knives. Death ensued. Dawn approached, but the wily varl slashed away the mighty chief of the haughty and obscene--but distinguished--Red Carpet Dapper clan, laughing as he jumped headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice, which he bathed into for Zardoz.

The villagers, profoundly upset by the defenestration of already blind wooden-legged Petey Pirrrate who thennnn grew wings and promptly escaped prison but discovered that he was the son of Red Beard's second cousin, and thus it all came tumbling down, straight into the well's dirty water. Sadly not the good kind, but the pestilent kind: fetid liquid teeming with sickly rodents, oryx skulls and numerous bloated toads.

Petey then loudly growled and said: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr m'hearties, it hurtssss." He felt melancholy over and again. The gods responded promptly to Petey's dark soul,"Your hatred must tame the violent north winds, icy plains full of green goats will not save you. The gale will crush the village, until finally the winds subside. Fear the consequences unless you act wisely. Petey replied, boisterously and with great eloquence, "Me ain't gunna do nuthin' 'bout that , so yous' Hatin be pointless, yo".

Belly-dancing beauties descended from the stormy creche of interstellar infants. Big Afro Joseph sighed, "Aw man! Da hell with this!" As he spouted those grey trolls. Suddenly there was a heavy rain falling from the ground up. "WHAT! RAIN? WHY?" He opined, his eyes aimed at the sky. "Have the ancestors forsaken us? Why do they let the wrath of Petey Pirrrate punish me?" Joseph fell over and landed on the wet grass. His head was hammering. "Who would do such a maleficent deed?" Only the wind answered: "In your mind, kiddo. In your mind." Unfortunately, Joseph wasn't ready to believe whispers by treacherous air spirits.

Meanwhile, Vándr only laughed as she threw the last of the puny villagers off a cliff, knowing that humans could bring the earth to it's knees if they kept eating the many winged lemmings. She was rather pleased, knowing that it was the final fight against the gaurdian that would forever set Vándr's course toward the

Troll
05-29-2012, 08:58 AM
death of

Mudfly
05-29-2012, 11:46 AM
all mortals.

Guğmundr
05-29-2012, 11:58 AM
"Petey will

Troll
05-29-2012, 02:49 PM
show the

Ratatoskr
05-29-2012, 03:23 PM
foolish humans

Guğmundr
05-29-2012, 03:28 PM
that he

kincajou
05-29-2012, 04:32 PM
truly is

mrboo001
05-29-2012, 08:42 PM
above humanity's

Troll
05-30-2012, 09:01 AM
poor souls".

Guğmundr
05-30-2012, 10:03 AM
She said,

Rhian
05-31-2012, 02:29 PM
looking down

Mudfly
05-31-2012, 02:54 PM
on the

Troll
05-31-2012, 03:25 PM
old little

kincajou
05-31-2012, 05:02 PM
lady's remains.

Guğmundr
05-31-2012, 05:42 PM
"I, Vándr,

mrboo001
05-31-2012, 08:25 PM
will have

Troll
06-01-2012, 06:38 AM
the last

Ratatoskr
06-01-2012, 09:15 AM
laugh. Truly

kincajou
06-01-2012, 09:29 AM
the gods

Guğmundr
06-01-2012, 11:33 AM
So far:

As the village slept, dark deeds were planned by bandits. Good intentions, ruthless methods involving fire, silent footsteps, sharp knives. Death ensued. Dawn approached, but the wily varl slashed away the mighty chief of the haughty and obscene--but distinguished--Red Carpet Dapper clan, laughing as he jumped headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice, which he bathed into for Zardoz.

The villagers, profoundly upset by the defenestration of already blind wooden-legged Petey Pirrrate who thennnn grew wings and promptly escaped prison but discovered that he was the son of Red Beard's second cousin, and thus it all came tumbling down, straight into the well's dirty water. Sadly not the good kind, but the pestilent kind: fetid liquid teeming with sickly rodents, oryx skulls and numerous bloated toads.

Petey then loudly growled and said: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr m'hearties, it hurtssss." He felt melancholy over and again. The gods responded promptly to Petey's dark soul,"Your hatred must tame the violent north winds, icy plains full of green goats will not save you. The gale will crush the village, until finally the winds subside. Fear the consequences unless you act wisely. Petey replied, boisterously and with great eloquence, "Me ain't gunna do nuthin' 'bout that , so yous' Hatin be pointless, yo".

Belly-dancing beauties descended from the stormy creche of interstellar infants. Big Afro Joseph sighed, "Aw man! Da hell with this!" As he spouted those grey trolls. Suddenly there was a heavy rain falling from the ground up. "WHAT! RAIN? WHY?" He opined, his eyes aimed at the sky. "Have the ancestors forsaken us? Why do they let the wrath of Petey Pirrrate punish me?" Joseph fell over and landed on the wet grass. His head was hammering. "Who would do such a maleficent deed?" Only the wind answered: "In your mind, kiddo. In your mind." Unfortunately, Joseph wasn't ready to believe whispers by treacherous air spirits.

Meanwhile, Vándr only laughed as she threw the last of the puny villagers off a cliff, knowing that humans could bring the earth to it's knees if they kept eating the many winged lemmings. She was rather pleased, knowing that it was the final fight against the gaurdian that would forever set Vándr's course toward the death of all mortals. "Petey will show the foolish humans that he truly is above humanity's poor souls." She said, looking down on the old little lady's remains. "I, Vándr, will have the last laugh. Truly, the gods don't know

Mudfly
06-02-2012, 05:28 AM
how to

Troll
06-02-2012, 06:47 AM
handle such

kincajou
06-02-2012, 07:02 AM
incredible power

Guğmundr
06-02-2012, 11:39 AM
." Suddenly, a

Troll
06-04-2012, 07:42 AM
surge of

Mudfly
06-05-2012, 11:01 AM
enormous power

Guğmundr
06-05-2012, 12:03 PM
came from

kincajou
06-05-2012, 03:53 PM
the lower

Ratatoskr
06-05-2012, 08:10 PM
level of

Troll
06-06-2012, 06:28 AM
Manheimr's core

Guğmundr
06-06-2012, 07:49 PM
, destroying the

Mudfly
06-07-2012, 11:53 AM
veil between

kincajou
06-07-2012, 12:40 PM
toon world

Guğmundr
06-07-2012, 08:38 PM
So far:

As the village slept, dark deeds were planned by bandits. Good intentions, ruthless methods involving fire, silent footsteps, sharp knives. Death ensued. Dawn approached, but the wily varl slashed away the mighty chief of the haughty and obscene--but distinguished--Red Carpet Dapper clan, laughing as he jumped headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice, which he bathed into for Zardoz.

The villagers, profoundly upset by the defenestration of already blind wooden-legged Petey Pirrrate who thennnn grew wings and promptly escaped prison but discovered that he was the son of Red Beard's second cousin, and thus it all came tumbling down, straight into the well's dirty water. Sadly not the good kind, but the pestilent kind: fetid liquid teeming with sickly rodents, oryx skulls and numerous bloated toads.

Petey then loudly growled and said: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr m'hearties, it hurtssss." He felt melancholy over and again. The gods responded promptly to Petey's dark soul,"Your hatred must tame the violent north winds, icy plains full of green goats will not save you. The gale will crush the village, until finally the winds subside. Fear the consequences unless you act wisely. Petey replied, boisterously and with great eloquence, "Me ain't gunna do nuthin' 'bout that , so yous' Hatin be pointless, yo".

Belly-dancing beauties descended from the stormy creche of interstellar infants. Big Afro Joseph sighed, "Aw man! Da hell with this!" As he spouted those grey trolls. Suddenly there was a heavy rain falling from the ground up. "WHAT! RAIN? WHY?" He opined, his eyes aimed at the sky. "Have the ancestors forsaken us? Why do they let the wrath of Petey Pirrrate punish me?" Joseph fell over and landed on the wet grass. His head was hammering. "Who would do such a maleficent deed?" Only the wind answered: "In your mind, kiddo. In your mind." Unfortunately, Joseph wasn't ready to believe whispers by treacherous air spirits.

Meanwhile, Vándr only laughed as she threw the last of the puny villagers off a cliff, knowing that humans could bring the earth to it's knees if they kept eating the many winged lemmings. She was rather pleased, knowing that it was the final fight against the gaurdian that would forever set Vándr's course toward the death of all mortals. "Petey will show the foolish humans that he truly is above humanity's poor souls." She said, looking down on the old little lady's remains. "I, Vándr, will have the last laugh. Truly, the gods don't know how to handle such incredible power."

Suddenly, a surge of enormous power came from the lower level of Manheimr's core, destroying the veil between toon world and the

Mudfly
06-08-2012, 05:47 AM
realm of

Troll
06-08-2012, 07:48 AM
the sketchy

Guğmundr
06-08-2012, 09:54 PM
and capricious

kincajou
06-10-2012, 06:01 AM
Bjorn the

Troll
06-10-2012, 11:17 AM
bear herder.

Guğmundr
06-10-2012, 12:32 PM
Bjorn was

Guğmundr
06-12-2012, 11:49 AM
very surprised

(Is double-posting okay if no one else has posted in a while?)

Troll
06-12-2012, 12:58 PM
to see
(of course not, it's insta ban for you :))

Mudfly
06-13-2012, 01:12 PM
that the
(double posting is always ok ;) )

Guğmundr
06-14-2012, 11:21 AM
bears were

Troll
06-14-2012, 04:22 PM
as red

Troll
06-14-2012, 04:23 PM
as the

Troll
06-14-2012, 04:23 PM
blood of
(here I even tiple posted for you not to feel alone)

Guğmundr
06-14-2012, 08:19 PM
humans. He

kincajou
06-15-2012, 03:46 AM
sought eagerly

Mudfly
06-16-2012, 07:07 AM
to get

Troll
06-16-2012, 07:29 AM
his new

Guğmundr
06-16-2012, 11:05 AM
So far:

As the village slept, dark deeds were planned by bandits. Good intentions, ruthless methods involving fire, silent footsteps, sharp knives. Death ensued. Dawn approached, but the wily varl slashed away the mighty chief of the haughty and obscene--but distinguished--Red Carpet Dapper clan, laughing as he jumped headlong into mighty dreams about liquorice, which he bathed into for Zardoz.

The villagers, profoundly upset by the defenestration of already blind wooden-legged Petey Pirrrate who thennnn grew wings and promptly escaped prison but discovered that he was the son of Red Beard's second cousin, and thus it all came tumbling down, straight into the well's dirty water. Sadly not the good kind, but the pestilent kind: fetid liquid teeming with sickly rodents, oryx skulls and numerous bloated toads.

Petey then loudly growled and said: "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr m'hearties, it hurtssss." He felt melancholy over and again. The gods responded promptly to Petey's dark soul,"Your hatred must tame the violent north winds, icy plains full of green goats will not save you. The gale will crush the village, until finally the winds subside. Fear the consequences unless you act wisely. Petey replied, boisterously and with great eloquence, "Me ain't gunna do nuthin' 'bout that , so yous' Hatin be pointless, yo".

Belly-dancing beauties descended from the stormy creche of interstellar infants. Big Afro Joseph sighed, "Aw man! Da hell with this!" As he spouted those grey trolls. Suddenly there was a heavy rain falling from the ground up. "WHAT! RAIN? WHY?" He opined, his eyes aimed at the sky. "Have the ancestors forsaken us? Why do they let the wrath of Petey Pirrrate punish me?" Joseph fell over and landed on the wet grass. His head was hammering. "Who would do such a maleficent deed?" Only the wind answered: "In your mind, kiddo. In your mind." Unfortunately, Joseph wasn't ready to believe whispers by treacherous air spirits.

Meanwhile, Vándr only laughed as she threw the last of the puny villagers off a cliff, knowing that humans could bring the earth to it's knees if they kept eating the many winged lemmings. She was rather pleased, knowing that it was the final fight against the gaurdian that would forever set Vándr's course toward the death of all mortals. "Petey will show the foolish humans that he truly is above humanity's poor souls." She said, looking down on the old little lady's remains. "I, Vándr, will have the last laugh. Truly, the gods don't know how to handle such incredible power."

Suddenly, a surge of enormous power came from the lower level of Manheimr's core, destroying the veil between toon world and the realm of the sketchy and capricious Bjorn the bear herder. Bjorn was very surprised to see that the bears were as red as the blood of humans. He sought eagerly to get his new axe sharpened,

Mudfly
06-17-2012, 05:35 AM
though he

kincajou
06-17-2012, 05:52 AM
knew not

Guğmundr
06-17-2012, 07:43 AM
which way

Troll
06-17-2012, 10:48 AM
to go.

Mudfly
06-17-2012, 02:19 PM
He looked

Guğmundr
06-17-2012, 09:50 PM
around for

Guğmundr
06-18-2012, 10:08 PM
a sign,

Mudfly
06-19-2012, 05:31 AM
where could